Digital Pants (2012)












All This Love Crap lyrics - Hanson

Oh, all this love crap
I get you diamond rings
All these lacy things
I watch your favorite show for hours
Get you a bouquet of flowers

Oh, all this love crap
Gets me down
Oh, all this love crap
Keeps me down
Oh, all this love crap
Gets me down and
Oh, all this love crap
Keeps me down

Keeps beating me down
Can't fight the power

Where is your gratitude?
For all the things I do
I bought you silk sheets for your bed
Gave you a Beverly address

Oh, all this love crap
Gets me down
Oh, all this love crap
Keeps me down
Oh, all this love crap
Gets me down and
Oh, all this love crap
Keeps me down

An Evening At The Big Top lyrics - Hanson

An evening at the big top
Candy corn and gum drops
Main event, a spectacle of frivolry, insanity
Stay close to mother
Scream to your daddy
Pray that the acrobats come home alive

Aah...
Aah...

Rings go around and around
Did you see the fire breather (fire breather)
Going up in flames?
Did you see the juggler (juggler)
Throwing up his blades?
Did you see the lion (lion)
Living in his chains?
Isn't it a shame, that he wasn't tamed?
To catch a glimpse of elephants
To see the pan-parade, a serenade
It could change the sunset, the way you're looking at your life
What to tell the ones you love and when it's right
The circus might, all in one night

Aah...
Aah...

The rings go around and around

Little girls and boys
Better do your chores
Learn to tie your shoes
Or circus life's not for you

Little girls and boys
Better do your chores
Learn to tie your shoes
Or circus life's not for you

Aah...
Aah...
Aah...

The rings go around and around

Back In Japan lyrics - Hanson

Two and a half years since we've been to this place
Such a very long time for you to wait
Bringing you fresh music and we're to stay
We'll be eating ramen noodles every day

We're back in Japan
What they say we don't understand
We're back in Japan
What they say we don't understand

Please forgive me if I leave today
See, the custom man's been knocking on my door every single day
Knock, knock, knock, knock
You've got to go away!
You've got to go away!
Come another day!

Time to go son!
Neverrrr!

We're back in Japan
What they say we don't understand
We're back in Japan
What they say we don't understand

Hear Those Jingle Bells lyrics - Hanson

Nothing on Santa's sleigh
Will make my list on Christmas Day
There ain't a bow or bag
A box or tag
Could hit the mark
Finally figured it out
Gifts are not what Christmas is about

You really wanna give me something?
The only thing I want at Christmas time
Is to hear those sweet jingle bells
Perfectly in tune
To eat pumpkin pie by the fire
As we listen to the tunes
Of the greatest generation to ever croon

Can you hear those (jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way)
Hear those jingle bells (jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way)
Can you hear those jingle bells
Can you hear those jingle bells
Jingle bells
Jingle all the

Every day we're working late
Just trying to pay for Christmas day
But everybody's playing a part
How much is enough from the heart
Finally figured it out
Gifts are not what Christmas is about

You really wanna give me something
The only thing I want at Christmas time
Is to hear those sweet jingle bells
Perfectly in tune
To eat pumpkin pie by the fire
As we listen to the tunes
Of the greatest generation to ever croon

(Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way)

Can you hear those (jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way)
Hear those jingle bells (jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way)
Can you hear those jingle bells
Can you hear those jingle bells
Can you hear those jingle bells
Can you hear those jingle bells
Can you hear those jingle bells
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way, yeah
Can you hear those jingle bells
Can you hear those jingle bells

You and me, an open sleigh
Who knows what's it's gonna be
Can you hear those jingle bells
Can you hear those jingle bells

I Want A Robot (Birthday 23) lyrics - Hanson

Do you know what today is
Its my birthday
I can say what I want
I can even write a ghetto birthday song
Because I'm bored in my hotel room
I'm just sitting on my bed scratching my head
What I'm gonna do, do, do today
It's my birthday - 23
Light a candle just for me
I'm able to I bought the whole town
Better know your place
I'll bust you down
Cuz it's my birthday
It's my birthday
It's my b-day
B before C
Especially B before X, Y and Z
B-day

For my next birthday I want a robot
For my next birthday I want a robot
For my next birthday I want a robot
For my next birthday I want a robot
Big old robot to rule the world
For my next birthday I want a robot
For my next birthday I want a robot
For my next birthday I want a robot
Big old robot to rule the world

What I'm gonna do do do today
It's my birthday 23
Light a candle just for me
I'm able to, I bought the whole town
Better know your place
I'll bust you down
Cuz it's my birthday
It's my b-day
B before C
Especially B before X, Y and Z
B-day

For my next birthday I want a robot
For my next birthday I want a robot
For my next birthday I want a robot
For my next birthday I want a robot
Big old robot to rule the world

For my next birthday I want a robot
For my next birthday I want a robot
For my next birthday I want a robot
For my next birthday I want a robot
Big old robot to rule the world

For my next birthday I want a robot
For my next birthday I want a robot
For my next birthday I want a robot
For my next birthday I want a robot
Big old robot to rule the world

Jet Lag lyrics - Hanson

I got jet lag
Nothing's gonna make it go away
I've been trying all night
But nothing makes it right

I got jet lag
Nothing's gonna make it go away
I've been trying all night
But nothing makes it right

I got jet lag
Nothing's gonna make it go away
I've been trying all night
But nothing makes it right
Makes it right
Makes it right

Turn on the tube
Turn on the TV
It's 6 am and I need to put myself out
Why won't you see?
I need a pill
Need a drug
Need a dream
Somebody tuck me in and put me to sleep

I got jet lag
Nothing's gonna make it go away
I've been trying all night
But nothing makes it right

I got jet lag
Nothing's gonna make it go away
I've been trying all night
But nothing makes it right

I got jet lag
Nothing's gonna make it go away
I've been trying all night
But nothing makes it right

It's 7am and now I'm feeling dirty
I take a hot shower

Turn on the AC full blast
Get under the covers
And now I'm tossing
And now I'm turning
The sun is rising, oh
Somebody tuck me in and put me to sleep

I got jet lag
Nothing's gonna make it go away
I've been trying all night
But nothing makes it right

I got jet lag
Nothing's gonna make it go away
I've been trying all night
But nothing makes it right

I got jet lag
Nothing's gonna make it go away
I've been trying all night
But nothing makes it right
Makes it right
Make it right

My Favorite Christmas Sweater lyrics - Hanson

Have I ever told you
How much you mean to me
I fell in love the first time I saw you
Right beside the Christmas tree

Your every single line hypnotized me
I didn't care that my friends criticized me
But you are the best gift that I could receive

And when the year gets long
I can feel the winter chill come on

And you comfort me like mistletoe and pumpkin pie
You pull me together
You're my favorite Christmas sweater

Crackling fires and jingle bells
They remind me
Of Christmases we've spent before

As long as I've got your arms wrapped around me
It doesn't matter what next year has in store

I've got you whenever it's snowing
I don't need gifts 'cause I'm already glowing
You are the best gift that I could receive

And when the year gets long
I can feel the winter chill come on

And you comfort me like mistletoe and pumpkin pie
You pull me together
You're my favorite Christmas sweater

And when the year gets long
I can feel the winter chill come on

And you comfort me like mistletoe and pumpkin pie
You pull me together
You're my favorite Christmas sweater

You pull me together
You're my favorite Christmas sweater

New Years Song 2009 lyrics - Hanson

Slippin' on my dance shoes
Stretching up, cold and tired
Grab my keys as I leave
Lookin' fly on New Year's Eve

Cruisin' in my good car
Watchin' all the lights turn green
I don't care if I'm late
'Cause I can let them wait

I kinda wonder who can say
What will be left here in my way
You'd better be at my side
I get the feelin' this year's going my way
This year's going my way

Oh can you feel it in the air?
Movin' your body to the DJ's beat
Clicking your heels cause it feels so great
My resolution is escalating my way

This year's going my way

Slippin' on my dance shoes
Stretching up, cold and tired
Grab my keys as I leave
Lookin' fly on New Year's Eve

Cruisin' in my good car
Watchin' all the lights turn green
I don't care if I'm late
'Cause I can let them wait

I kinda wonder who can say
What will be left here in my way
You'd better be at my side
I get the feelin' this year's going my way
This year's going my way
This year's going my way
This year's going my way
This year's going my way

Refresh (Gospel) lyrics - Hanson

Oh, the sounds and the mystery of music in the air
This video is all wonder so that nothing can compare
Even if you've seen it before you should see it one more time
I've been waiting for the chance to sing this since the month of march

Oh, when you're feeling down what can you do?
(Uuh, refresh, yeah)
When you're feeling lost what is the answer to this problem?
(Uuh, refresh, yeah)
Somewhere we must try and find the reason in this world!
(Uuh, refresh, yeah)
Make it through is all that we can do!
(Refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh)

Tell your friends all about this wondrous video you've seen
And then you learn this song and you sing it out to everyone you meet
Even if you've seen it before you should see one more time
I've been waiting for the chance to sing this since the month of march

Oh, when you're feeling down what can you do?
(Uuh, refresh, yeah)
When you're feeling lost what is the answer to this problem?
(Uuh, refresh, yeah)
Somewhere we must try and find the reason in this world!
(Uuh, refresh, yeah)
Make it through is all that we can do!
(Refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh)

Traci Brown lyrics - Hanson

Traci Brown, she's got all you need
A blue eyed West Virginian
That knows what she believes
Watch what you say
She might write it down
And hold you to what you speak

Ain't no fun for Fancy
She likes Cinnamon
Champagne delicious, it's under control
A 1997 Ford speeding down the road

Traci Brown, she's got all you want
In conversation she's never at a loss
Don't get me wrong
She won't lead you on
Just to tell you what you want to know
Ain't no fool for fortune
She wants something more

In Augusta, born in September
Typically loving, rarely offends
When she's troubled
It makes you love her
That red disposition
To the blonde in her hair

Traci Brown, she's just Traci Brown
Champagne delicious, it's under control
A 1997 Ford speeding down the road

In Augusta, born in September
Typically loving and rarely offends
When she's troubled
It makes you love her
That red disposition
To the blonde in her hair

Traci Brown, she's got all you need
A blue eyed West Virginian
That knows what she believes
She won't lead you on
In conversation, never at a loss
Traci Brown

Turning 21 lyrics - Hanson

Wake up early and brush your teeth
Clip your nails and tap your feet
It's gonna be so fun
It's gonna be so fun
Put on your favorite bowling shoes
And walk around in your birthday suit, alright
Cause you're the only one
You took off work but there ain't no party
There ain't no cake but you'll be going late
It's gonna be so fun
Cause you're turning 21

When you were 16 you got high
And promptly learned to drive
At 18 you cast your vote
And watched a 6 hour marathon of "Murder She Wrote"
And three years down the line
You're still feeling fine
And time is passing by
It's gonna be so fun
Cause you're turning 21

Ho ho ho

The spirit's moving your feet
In ways you wouldn't believe
You're never dancing alone
The [?] is dancing with me
Ooh, na na nana nana
The feeling is strong
But can it go on...
21, 21...

When You Get Your Kit lyrics - Hanson

This is an awesome kit!

This is an awesome kit
It's got the coolest stuff ever
This is an awesome kit
It's got the coolest stuff ever

This is an awesome kit!

When you get your kit, it'll change your life
Turn the speakers on and listen to it all night

You're gonna go wild, gonna go crazy
This moment of your life
When you, when you, when you, when you get your kit
Start to cry and then you'll say
Zac, I want to have your baby!
When you, when you, when you, when you get your kit

This kit is so awesome
It will change your life forever
It is truly the greatest kit that has ever been
When you get your kit

Hansontastic wrapped up in plastic
No other band could have matched it
Doesn't matter what you say or do
Gonna blow you away when it's coming to you

When you get your kit, it'll change your life
Turn the speakers on and listen to it all night
When you get your kit, it'll change your life
Turn the speakers on and listen to it all night

Robot Alarm (Birthday 24) lyrics - Hanson

Woke up this morning
To the sound of my alarm
I hear it going off
Beep beep beep beep
Yeah

My birthday
Today I'm turning 24
I hear it going off
Beep beep beep beep
Yeah

Sitting on my bedside table
Sixty feet of metal blocking out the sun
Looming like a mighty titan
Then I hear them start it rolling
Hear them burning
Wee ooh, wee ooh, robot alarm
Wee ooh, wee ooh, under attack
Wee ooh, wee ooh, robot alarm

Anybody hear me activate your laser beams
Anybody hear me
Anybody hear me don't scream
Anybody hear me activate your radar screens
Ready for the battle?
Are you ready for the battle?

Wee ooh, wee ooh, robot alarm
Wee ooh, wee ooh, under attack
Wee ooh, wee ooh, robot alarm
Wee ooh, wee ooh, under attack

Zombie lyrics - Hanson

Now scream
This halloween you better watch your step
There are many creatures on the streets at night
Some monsters come out of plastic boxes
Still many more are of a supernatural kind
If you run into a rotted corpse
And he is gravitated in shorts, yell

Zombie
Then kick him in the face
Zombie
Then punch him in the nuts
Zombie
Then shoot him in the brain
Zombie
Now scream

You're on the town saying trick or treat
But you're not thinking about how good you look to eat
In every cemetery there are open spaces
Any ghoul would love for you to take his place
If you fall into an open grave
And find you're staring face to face, yell

Zombie
Then kick him in the face
Zombie
Then punch him in the nuts
Zombie
Then shoot him in the brain
Zombie
Now scream

Don't think that zombies are your friend
The thing they're mumbling isn't that they want to tell you a secret
Don't think that zombies are injured people
They're not injured people
They're just partly dead people
Don't think that I've gone insane
You'll take the tomb the day the zombies eat your brain
Actually you wont because when they eat
Your brain you'll become a zombie

You'll be a zombie
You'll be a zombie
You'll be zombie
You'll be a zombie

Zombie
Then you kick him in the face
Zombie
Then you punch him in the nuts
Zombie
Then you shoot him in the brain
Zombie
Now scream

Zombie
Then you kick him in the face
Zombie
Then you punch him in the nuts
Zombie
Then you shoot him in the brain
Zombie
Now scream

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